Alucard The Warden's Ex

Heli's adventure in ソードアート・オンライン (ハーレムプレ・オンライン) part 1

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*anime opening*

認めていた臆病な過去 *cough*

わからないままに怖がっていた

後ろの自分が現実を今に映す

いくつもの空を描いたここはきっと

儚い心 乱して

夢で高く跳んだ躰は

どんな不安纏っても振り払っていく

眠る小さな想い拡がり出して

気付く弱い私 君がいれば

暗い世界強くいれた

長い夢見る心はそう永遠で

I wanna always be with you

I'll give you everything I have

November, 9, 2022, the day that changed @ForgetfulCat saw him in town and decided to follow him because he was new to the game.

"Hey," @ForgetfulCat started.

"What is it?"

"I'm new to the game, can you teach me how to play?"

@Heliuxen reluctantly explained the game's mechanics to him.

But @ForgetfulCat learned really quickly, which surprised the beta tester.

Hours passed, and before long, it was late in the evening.

"Alright, I gotta go eat some dinner," ForgetfulCat told Heli, "How do I logout?"

Annoyed that @ForgetfulCat didn't even know how to logout, Heli began, "Are you retarded, you swipe the air and you scroll down and you press the logout butt..."

"..on?" Heli was taken aback. He could not find where the logout button was. All of a sudden, the sky turned red and a red cloaked figure appeared.

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He teleported all the players to spawn and a familiar asian voice rang in @Heliuxen's ears.

"By now, you guys would have realised that there isn't a logout button," the cloaked figure said.

"Yeah, that isn't a bug, I did that so you guys would play this game like Pokemon Go."

There was an uproar in the crowd. @Heliuxen thought the voice was oddly familiar and he tried to recall who it was when it finally hit him.

"Alucard? Is that you?"

The red figure laughed coldly. "Yes, it is I, how could you not know didn't you read the company it literally said Alucard Games!"

"I'm too lazy to read, tbh."

Alucard let out a sigh. "Anyway, if you guys die in the game, you die in real life, have fun!"

He vanished and everyone panicked.

@ForgetfulCat looked at @Heliuxen.

"We need to beat the game to get out of here," he tugged Heli's sleeve.

However, Heli was not worried at all. "Finally, I can be the very best, like no one ever was!"

Both of them decided to part ways.

"Brb, gonna go build my harem real quick," Heli waved.

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@ForgetfulCat, as they parted

So @Heliuxen went off and pranced around and started grinding and stuff like that and then he joined some weird ass guild and he met @Mama Bidoof in a hood.

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To be continuedddddddd

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The Warden's Ex' date=' post: 41879, member: 1295"']anime opening*

認めていた臆病な過去 *cough*

わからないままに怖がっていた

後ろの自分が現実を今に映す

いくつもの空を描いたここはきっと

儚い心 乱して

夢で高く跳んだ躰は

どんな不安纏っても振り払っていく

眠る小さな想い拡がり出して

気付く弱い私 君がいれば

暗い世界強くいれた

長い夢見る心はそう永遠で

I wanna always be with you

I'll give you everything I have

Replace this opening with the english dub.(

) xD

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