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Alucard The Warden's Ex

The day I gave birth to Watermelon

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"That's absurd," the doctor told little @Alucard \[TWE\] The Warden&\#039;s Ex. "Watermelon seeds can't grow in your stomach."

"The water in your stomach is acidic, and the conditions there makes it impossible for the watermelon seeds to even start to germinate," he added on, rubbing 3 years old Alucard's swollen belly. "He's probably expecting a baby," the doctor added on, "Did he get r#%ed or something?" looking at Alucard's mom.

"I got this 10 minutes after I ate a watermelon slice in a questionable ricefield in Asia," answered Alucard, evidently indignant.

The doctor shrugged and said, "That would be a small sum of a million dollars please," and sent us off.

They walked back from the doctor's office and Alucard heaved a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen. I was going into labour(sort of)

I felt something in my @$$ and I s%@t out @Watermelon

That was how he was born

10/10 legit

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